15 Not-So-Important Facts About Sex
posted 2 years ago @ 21 Apr 2011 with 13 notes
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  1. While men do pee out of the penis, women do not pee out of the vagina. Know your anatomy. There are three holes and countless other sexy structures. Find your way around on the Pretty Pink Pussy Tour. Get a hand mirror and go to town.
  2. The vagina doesn’t connect to your lung. If you lose something in there, don’t worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not- I repeat- do not, go hunting for whatever you’ve lost with a pair of plyers. If you think you put something in there and you can’t find it, chances are good that it’s simply not there. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock…it stays in the sock.
  3. Yes, it’s true- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don’t fret- this condition- called pelvic prolapse- can be fixed.
  4. There’s no such thing as being revirginized. Once you lose it, it’s gone. Just so you know.
  5. You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. So pick your partners carefully.
  6. The vagina is like a bicep. Use it or lose it. If you don’t have a partner, pick up a battery-operated boyfriend to help keep things healthy as you age. But don’t worry- it’s usually not an issue until after menopause, when fragile vaginal tissue can scar and shrink. If properly tended, your vagina will be able to pleasure you until the day you leave this life.
posted 3 years ago @ 03 Feb 2011 with 13 notes
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Frank is visiting a urologist, who is a stunningly beautiful, leggy, 6 foot blonde with a butt to die for.  Early in the consultation, she says ‘Hmm Frank, you are going to have to give up masturbating’ He replied ‘Why is that?’ 
She answered, ‘Because I am trying to examine you!’

posted 3 years ago @ 02 Feb 2011 with 5 notes
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What every man on the planet should know. Seriously.

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 Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.

 Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.

posted 3 years ago @ 11 May 2010 with 3 notes
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posted 4 years ago @ 20 Jan 2010
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SEX is much more divine then just pounding into the pavement like some might think. It is the best self expressed art we have to share with one another. For once you can love someone – there is no limits where and, how you can make someone else feel with the expression of this candid art form you have burning, and ready to unleashed upon … the lucky one!

SEX is much more divine then just pounding into the pavement like some might think. It is the best self expressed art we have to share with one another. For once you can love someone – there is no limits where and, how you can make someone else feel with the expression of this candid art form you have burning, and ready to unleashed upon … the lucky one!

posted 4 years ago @ 16 Jan 2010 with 5 notes
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posted 4 years ago @ 08 Jan 2010 with 3 notes
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I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.

posted 4 years ago @ 23 Nov 2009 with 1 note
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

» Woody Allen  
posted 4 years ago @ 17 Nov 2009 with 9 notes
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COOL!

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COOL!

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