Because I seriously need to lose weight.

  • Kissing: 68 calories per hour
  • Undressing: 8+ calories total
  • Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
  • Intercourse: 150-200 calories per half-hour
  • Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
  • Using Your Hands: 100 calories per hour 
  • Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
  • Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
  • Masturbation: 100-150 calories per half-hour

[Humor Version]

posted 2 years ago @ 12 Nov 2011 with 4 notes
xsex xcalories xburned xdiet xhow accurate?
So, I just found out this thing here has 300-500 calories per serving (depends on the preparation). I might as well say goodbye to it for a while. Dying. T.T

So, I just found out this thing here has 300-500 calories per serving (depends on the preparation). I might as well say goodbye to it for a while. Dying. T.T

posted 3 years ago @ 17 Feb 2011 with 8 notes
xlaya xdiet xleche flan xcalories